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Written by Andy Owens   
  • "You know you have just enough gadgets on your belt that when the drunks stumble by, they say....excuse me officer"....
  • Never ask a lady "Where did you get that shiner?" unless you really want one too.
  • When you get to Heaven, all the dogs you’ve kicked run out to bite you.
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